im a mcfreakin’ mess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
d-reamy
nnagitoes:
“ brokestudents:
“ nircotine:
“ cuntinued:
“It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations.. I’m truly living in 3018...
cuntinued

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations.. I’m truly living in 3018 y’all

nircotine

This is it… I’ve finally found it.. MY DREAM JOB

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SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

brokestudents

As a broke student who sometimes has sleep for dinner, Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. To maximize your earnings, you should definitely sign up on your computer and mobile devices since you’ll get paid for each device that you connect. Also, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month! For each device you keep their app installed on, you’ll get entered once into the sweepstakes. The top prize earners both take home $1,000 and 400 people win cash prizes.

nnagitoes

do it ya bitch earned $50 already

thaebae

#tips

Source: nielsenpanel.org
mementt0mori-deactivated2020051
lastnightsmusings

“i am not at all physically attracted to you”

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

tarynel

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

cassandrajp

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

never-obey

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withalittlebitof-sass

this is so important.

teamrocketing
wetwareproblem

Unfriendly fucking reminder that the best predictor of mass shootings is not mental illness, but being an angry young white man who has recently experienced rejection and has easy access to guns.

wetwareproblem

Bringing this back because it makes terrible people angry. And I’ll add a note to all the people saying “But you’d have to be mentally ill to do that!”: Mental illness is, by definition, abnormal. Does “mediocre white boy is so entitled that he resorts to violence when told no” really sound particularly unusual to you?

rebel-timelord

I devoted my entire graduate studies and thesis on mass school shootings, multiple murderers, and criminal psychology and I can tell you that this is in fact completely true and is suported by an unbelievable amount of emperical, quantifiable data that I slaved over for years. 💯

afronerdism

Publish that paper.

ntbx

^^

Source: wetwareproblem